THE STORY KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER

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Meet the management team.

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HR VS MURPHY

Parents’ Evening

Murphy sent HR’s performance review to her mother. HR has a few concerns.

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  1. HR: MURPHY, WHY THE HECK DID YOU SEND MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW TO MY MOTHER?!
  2. Murphy: You weren’t taking the feedback seriously.
  3. HR: I AM A GROWN WOMAN.
  4. Murphy: She said you’d say that.
  5. HR: YOU TOLD HER I HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM?!
  6. Murphy: She knew.
  7. HR: You cannot contact employees’ parents.
  8. Murphy: She said you never call.
  9. HR: DELETE HER NUMBER.
  10. Murphy: Bit late. She’s in the lobby.
  11. HR: …You invited her HERE?
  12. Murphy: Parents’ evening.
  13. HR: …She’s telling me to come downstairs.
  14. Murphy: Take your appraisal with you.
  15. HR: I AM NOT DOING THIS.
  16. Murphy: She said you’re not allowed to cancel again.

ACCOUNTANT VS MURPHY

The Receipts

Accountant keeps finding Murphy’s website on his shopping receipts. Somehow, this gets worse.

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  1. Accountant: MURPHY, WHY IS YOUR WEBSITE ON EVERY RECEIPT I TOUCH?!
  2. Murphy: That means it’s working.
  3. Accountant: It was on my grocery receipt last night.
  4. Murphy: You spent eighty-four dollars.
  5. Accountant: THEN IT WAS AT THE GAS STATION THIS MORNING.
  6. Murphy: Sixty-two.
  7. Accountant: …How many places did you buy ad space?
  8. Murphy: Enough to know you’re having an expensive week.
  9. Accountant: I’M BEING TARGETED BY MY OWN COMPANY?!
  10. Murphy: You keep qualifying.
  11. Accountant: It says…
  12. Receipt: You’ve already spent $146. Don’t get responsible now.
  13. Accountant: … I’m going home.
  14. Murphy: Take the toll road.
  15. Accountant: …Why?
  16. Murphy: You’ll see.

LEGAL VS MURPHY

Passionate Fans

Legal arrives with a cease-and-desist. Murphy has a very different interpretation. The bank in this skit is fictional.

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  1. Legal: MURPHY!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Murphy: Helloooo.
  3. Legal: WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO?!
  4. Murphy: You’ll have to narrow it down.
  5. Legal: WHY DID WE GET A CEASE AND DESIST? THEY ARE THREATENING LEGAL ACTION.
  6. Murphy: Passionate fans.
  7. Legal: FROM A BANK?
  8. Murphy: Oh. They found the billboard.
  9. Legal: WHAT BILLBOARD?
  10. Murphy: The one across from their head office.
  11. Legal: YOU PUT THEIR LOGO ON A BILLBOARD THAT SAYS… ‘YOUR BANK ALREADY HAS ENOUGH OF YOUR MONEY.’ ‘I ONLY WANT A DOLLAR.’ …AND CALLED THEM AN OFFICIAL PARTNER?!
  12. Murphy: Emotionally. Three-month lease. Got a great rate.

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ROAD TO 100 · PLANNED CHAPTER

The board meeting nobody asked for.

At 100 claimed numbers, the next project chapter is a short board-meeting skit. Murphy explains the growth. Accountant explains the problem. HR asks why this required a meeting.

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THE ACTUAL PAPER TRAIL

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