One person.
One delightfully autonomous human with access to a payment method.
AN UNNECESSARY INTERNET EXPERIMENT
ONE MILLION
BAD DECISIONS.
One million people. At least one dollar each. No charity. No emergency. No sob story. Just one extremely specific use of free will.
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HOW TO CLAIM
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Ko-fi: Use the checkout email or Ko-fi transaction ID from your receipt.
PayPal: Enter the email used to pay and the Transaction ID from PayPal → Activity → select payment. We verify it automatically when PayPal can confirm it. If PayPal needs time to think about what you have done, the claim will wait for review.
THE ENTIRE PITCH
At least $1.
One dollar gets you in. More than one suggests commitment to the bit.
Get your number.
Receive a permanent number and collectible proof that this actually happened.
YOU'RE AN ADULT.
You're allowed to make
bad decisions.
Choose a payment method, then return with your receipt details to make the decision internet-official.
THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DID IT
Recent Murphy Numbers
Nobody is here yet. This is either an opportunity or a warning.
Only supporters who chose to appear publicly are shown.
THE FINE PRINT, MINUS THE TINY FONT
This is exactly what it looks like.
Murphy's Million is not a charity, investment, raffle, emergency fund or purchase. Contributions are voluntary and do not promise goods, returns, prizes or financial benefit.
Your email and, for PayPal claims, Transaction ID are stored only to issue and recover your unique Murphy Number and prevent duplicate claims. They are never shown publicly. Contributions should be treated as non-refundable unless the payment platform requires otherwise.
NO CHARITY · NO EMERGENCY · NO INVESTMENT · NO SOB STORY